A mystery for the ages.

So I’ve put on a few pounds. Not that I mind, it’s just now my business suit is a bit…tighter. Today I was at 7-11 on 23 and Penn, when I hear from behind me,

“Girl, your ass be bouncin’ like gummy-bears.”

I turned and looked at the fine gentleman, and asked…”wait, gummy-bears like the candy or the cartoon?”

He didn’t answer, but to emit a “mmm-hmmmmmmm,” and a chuckle. I guess the world will never know which gummy-bear my ass bounces like.