flamingoed

I recently moved into my new house and started working…a lot.  The other night I came home from work and was greeted by…a flock of flamingos!  Their beady, glass eyes glimmered in the moonlight as I stumbled through the field of flamingos.  Ah, those glorious, beaked beauties.

The Conservatory also got a new sign in the bathroom after someone decided to leave treats in it.

The Old Sign:

The New Addition:

tasteful!

A few nights ago we caught a woman giving a guy a hummer in the parking lot, while taking a leak all over her white stretch-pants, which were artfully bunched around her ankles.

Hooray! Eros theme, here I come!